The Absolute, Definite Last Word on the Bath Half Marathon

The Absolute, Definite Last Word on the Bath Half Marathon

I am aware I have been banging on about this half-marathon as if I’m the first person ever to have run one for far too long. In my defence it’s been in an attempt to distract you with bad jokes while picking your pocket for sponsorship cash. So before detailing the...
What I’ve Learned From Running

What I’ve Learned From Running

It’s just days until the race now. I’d like to say I’m in tip-top condition and raring to go. I’d really, really like to say that. It would probably be the case, were it not for a running-induced bladder infection and a sore back, but whatsa...
On Paying A Man To Rub Me: A Week To Go

On Paying A Man To Rub Me: A Week To Go

Last night I stripped down to my underpants and paid a man to rub me for an hour. It’s something I haven’t done since that weekend in Hamburg whe… erm, it’s not something I’ve ever done before, but such is my dedication to getting round this half marathon with a...