A poetic interlude

Lines composed on learning of the appointment of Alan Pardew as manager of Newcastle United Pffft Pfff-ffff-fffffff Mmm hmm, mmm hmm Muh-heh Muh-heh heh heh heh heh. Hurhurhurhur. Her hoo hah Her hoo hahahahahahahaaa Ahhhh-HAHAHAHAHAAAA A-HAHAHAHAHAAA HAHA NEW GEORDIE...